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Hey God?

Posted in Sonal talks to God on 21 August, 2007 by sonal

Look Sonal, you can’t keep talking to me if you don’t believe in me.

Well, technically that’s not true. Anyway, I just …

So you’re still deciding whether you believe in me or not?

Kind of, that’s besides the point …

Sonal, of all the religions you could have been born into, you realise that you scored the jackpot, right?

I don’t understand, do you mean how widows are treated?

That’s not me, that’s the bloody … ok, I concede that I see where you’re coming from. But that doesn’t diminish the fact that you were born into a religion that has a pantheon of my form to choose from – there are even several feminist versions of me, I don’t understand how I can’t appeal.

Uh, you’re god.

Capital G please.

Sorry, you’re God, uh, I thought you knew everything.

I’m mysterious too.

Ah, gotcha … well, no I don’t … look, I just wanted to have a word with you about the weather.

Are you going to do this a lot?

No.

I’ve see you’ve created a new tag called “Sonal talks to God”.

Oh, well yes. Those three weeks of sun were very nice.

I know.

I loved them, didn’t complain one bit about them.

Yes, I know.

So why is it cold. Wellington is having better weather than us! It’s meant to be summer here. Three weeks does not make a summer make.

You asked for sun, you got sun. For crying out loud, I have actual believers who need me

So that’s a no then?

No to what?

Giving us a proper summer?

Yes. I mean, no. I mean … oh dammit, you’ve got me confused … I should smite you.

You can’t.

Why not?

Cos I’m a lapsed Hindu, I don’t think any of the Gods in Hinduism are the smiting for no other reason whatsoever sort …

Blast!

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