On the Ninth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me …

Pinch me.

What?

Pinch me.

No!

Pinch me!

Pinch him.

Ow, fuck! No, he’s still here.

I am.

.

Punch me.

I’m not punching you.

Why?

You’re being a dick.

So?

Fuck’s sake …

You call that a punch?

Santa’s here – I’m not going on his naughty list.

You’re not going on my naughty list.

See?

Fine.

Thud

© Sonal Patel, 2008

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