On the Seventh Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me …

He’s not real, he’s not real, he’s not real …

Ok Santa, what if you …

… he’snotreal, he’snotreal …

… jingled a little bit to the left? Your other left …

Ow!

Ok … made it worse … um …

… he’snotrealhe’snotrealhe’snotreal …

Could you give me sec?

Sure.

Thud

Right, where were we?

© Sonal Patel, 2007

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