On the Third Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me …

What did you put in those brownies? We don’t have a chimney!

Santa? Are you ok?

I’m stuck in a chimney.

No you’re not, we don’t have a chimney and you’re not Santa!

I am.

He is, he’s got the suit and everything. Hi Santa!

Stop talking to the fake Santa up our hallucinogenic chimney.

© Sonal Patel, 2007

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One Response to “On the Third Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me …”

  1. that last line made me snort coffee out my nose.

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