On the Second Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me …

Oh …

I see you and I raise you another oh …

I need to pop a button …

You’re wearing elastic pants bro.

Oh …

Hey, what’s that sound?

Your pants ripping?

No really man, what’s that sound?

You’re imagining things.

It’s coming from the chimney.

Don’t be ridiculous, we don’t have a … woah …

Santa?

Some help? Please?

© Sonal Patel, 2007

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