The Great New Zealand First Lottery
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up all minorities!
Get your tickets now for the great New Zealand First ‘What Minority Will They Pick On This Coming Election Year’ Lottery! Step on up folks and place your bets now! Who will it be? Who will it be?
The ever reliable Asians are a popular choice and maybe Winston Peters will learn something from his years as Foreign Affairs Minister and individuate the 61 different countries that make up Asia this time ’round … Or the winner could be the new entrants, refugees.
It’s early days yet, ladies and gentlemen, and there’s still time for new targets to make themselves known … place your bets right here!