1 new message

Damien
Hey H, so funny story, LOL so funny, u heard?

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1 new message
Damien
Ok ur not answering fone so maybe u have?

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1 new message
Damien
It’s not what you think.

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1 new message
Damien
Ok it is what you think but it’s not that bad.

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1 new message
Damien
Ok, it’s a bit bad for publicity.

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1 new message
Damien
Ok, worse than it should be cos it’s election year next year …

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1 new message
Damien
Um … H you there? I tried home, work and cell but u not answer … look, give me call l8r, we’ll talk it over.

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1 new message
Damien
Ok, I made mistake.

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1 new message
Damien
I made BIG mistake.

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1 new message
Damien
I made amazingly huge mistake.

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1 new message
Damien
I made collossal mistake and embarrassed party.

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1 new message
Damien
I made amazingly huge collosal mistake and brought shame against the party and U.

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1 new message
Damien
Sorry.

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1 new message
Damien
Really v sorry.

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1 new message
Damien
Xtremly sorry w sugar on top.

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1 new message
Damien
Extremely sorry w sugar on top and publ reprimand.

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1 new message
Damien
Xtremly sorry w sugar on top, public reprimand + accept humiliation from opposition.

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1 new message
Damien
So very, incredibly sorry, w sugar on top, public reprimand, open season humiliation from govt, accepting all blame from all media

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1 new message
Damien
Will resign if you like.

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1 new message
HELEN
Ok I have got your message, at this point I won’t accept it but we will have further discussion

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2 Responses to “1 new message”

  1. High fives. High fives indeed.

    I hold hopes that this was an accurate retelling of the conversation.

  2. heh. nice one.

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