Easter Eggs – Chocolate

Did you buy me anything?

What?

A present?

No.

Yes.

Why?

It’s Easter.

So?

I get presents.

No

Yes.

That’s Christmas.

So what do we do at Easter, then?

We don’t do Easter, we’re Hindu.

We do Christmas.

Yes … no … this is different.

Oh … Do you want an Easter egg?

What sort?

Caramello.

Yeah alright.

© Sonal Patel, 2007

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One Response to “Easter Eggs – Chocolate”

  1. Hurrah for Wester!

    What?

    Wester! Eggs, bunny, chocolate…

    …Easter?

    Aw, you’re not one of them!

    Them who?

    Those PC bastards making our holidays foreign. Turned Christmas into Winterval, now this nonsense about Easter. We’re not Eastern! The Queen isn’t Eastern!

    Jesus was.

    Rubbish!

    Middle Eastern.

    …really?

    Quite sure.

    …oh.

    Indeed.

    Then… hurrah for Middle Easter?

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